Yard Woes

For background, check this out.

We live in a cute new subdivision – all the houses are less than 5 years old so there isn’t much in the way of landscaping yet.  Well, when we moved in, the owner of our house decided to hire a random handyman he knew to do our landscaping.  Bad idea.

Very bad idea.

We wound up with a front yard that is nothing but beauty bark.  Big, huge chunks of nasty bark.  There wasn’t any tarp put down under the bark so weeds grow up.  We’ve been dealing with this for 2 years now and finally the property management people have sent someone out to look at it.  The fabulous news is that we might be getting nice lush sod out front and hopefully on the sides, along with some nice mulch-type bark instead of the huge chunks!  Yay!

Of course, while out in the yard, walking around with the real landscape guru today, I got eaten up by carpenter ants.  Apparently, they love the bark and make their nests in it.  When they bite you, they actually inject a smidge of formic acid into the bite.  No wonder my feet aren’t happy tonight.

Glad to know that something loves the bark because I sure as hell do not.

I have got to try this!

I need to find a place in my yard for this!  I don’t do flowers very well, but I’m thinking that you could do the same thing with some trailing succulents, perhaps some cacti?  You’d have to be very careful about placement as I don’t think it would move easily at all, but how cool would it look?

Confession regarding compost and worms

Confession – I am befuddled by the composter.  It appears to have no airholes.  More importantly, the lid sticks on so tight I can’t get it off, lol.  So, perhaps my amazing find from Freecycle isn’t so amazing after all.  I’ve been reading about composting with worms and it appears that if the compost tumbler has airholes, there can be worms in it.  See the second sentence above.  No airholes=no worms.

However, I have located plans to build my own worm composter.  Why am I so into building things myself?  I could just shell out the cash and have the nice, new thing that is pretty much guaranteed to work shipped to my door.  But no, not me.  I always have to do things the complicated way and in this particular case, I will be drilling holes through plastic bins and whatnot.

Part of me is tempted to put the compost project aside, but then I get distracted by visions of gorgeous dark moist nutritious humus.  I’ll give it a go and see what happens, what can it hurt?

Randomly, every time I see the word “humus” it always reminds me of “hummus” and makes me hungry.  Not that I want to eat soil or anything…

The Joys of Composting

I’ve been wanting to do some composting, but did’nt want to shell out the cash for a compost bin/tumbler until I kind of had the idea down.  Well, I still don’t have the idea down all the way, but I have now got a compost tumbler! lol

Thanks to the wonder of Freecycle, I acquired a compost tumbler and if I suck at composting, I’ve not lost any money.  And if I’m good at it, my plants will be loving nice, nutrient rich soil!

Weeds, it’s whats for dinner.

I found this article really interesting!  Pretty much, it talks about uses for weeds that you may have growing in your lawn.  Right now!

Alas, we don’t have too many weeds in the backyard due to the sod and well, our front yard is a huge mess of improperly laid down beauty bark.  Note:  We did not put the bark all over the yard without a tarp down.  The landlord paid someone to do this shoddy thing.  We can’t mow it as the mower blades throw up the bark and its dangerous.  Therefore, every few days we(meaning the BF) break out the weed-eater and go to town on the damn weeds.  Ugg.  Needless to say, the weeds always come back, bigger and “better”.  As I’ve mentioned before, I do try to avoid chemicals in my gardening, so I’m not sure what to do.  I’m tempted to accidentally-on-purpose drop a bag of grass seed on the bark and see what happens.

Anyways, eat some weeds!  Apparently they are good in soups, salads and even coffee.   Plus, it just might make weeding a bit easier if you get to enjoy the fruits of your labor!

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